Friday April 3rd, 2020 in Washington DC in the Corona Virus Task Force conference room. Trump uses wartime powers act to force My Pillow company to start making face masks. It seems there has been a reason the My Pillow Guy has been invited to the White House recently and FNN was able to get the President to elaborate on his new plans to fight the world wide pandemic that is crippling the country.
FNN was able to do a quick interview after the daily briefing and asked the President about this new collaboration with the White House and the Minnesota based company.
"Look, my Corona Virus Task Force has lots of bright and smart people. Lots of experts, and Mike is a Sleep Expert so it shouldn't be a surprise to anybody that I have asked Mike to join us. "
The President went on, "Have you tried the My Pillow yet? Its a great product, I love them, they are beautiful pillows. From my understanding Mike has done his homework. These pillows are sleeping miracles! They cure sore necks and aching backs, and some people say these pillows can cure diseases like cerebral palsy, restless leg syndrome, acid reflux, and that fake disease fibromyalgia! So I was thinking why not this Corona Virus?"
FNN asked what are the plans that My Pillow and the task force are preparing to do.
"Well its very simple. We are just going to take the regular My Pillows and sew them into masks. They will do three things. In many ways they are better than the N-69 masks the doctors use because the pillows are thicker and have a unique filler. Plus they are warshable so they can be used over and over."
FNN asked the President to go over the three things these new pillow masks will be able to do.
"First they work as a beautiful mask, and I guess if your face has aches or even fibromyalgia the pillow will take care of that. Second it stops the Corona Virus. And lastly if it comes down to getting the virus and you can't make it to work, you can self suffocate. The needs of the countries economy outweighs the needs of the few. I saw that on Star Trek once."
The President then ended the interview but added on his way out, "Make sure you get one of the travel pillows Mike is handing out, you will like it, its a beautiful product, it really is."
