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“Giuliani counters Mueller’s questions for Trump with his own”

Washing DC – New lead lawyer for the Trump legal defense team for the Mueller Investigation, Rudy Giuliani, has sent an official response to the previous questions submitted to President Trump earlier in the year. The previous legal team for the President at the time refused to respond to the questions, citing them as “perjury traps” designed to trick the President into incriminating himself. The new legal team has released an official response that can be read here at FNN:

As of April 20^th 2018, Rudy Giuliani is now the lead attorney for President’s Trump legal defense team against the fraudulent witch hunt investigation led by the Democrats and Investigator Mueller. Our current team has decided to still not comply with the set of questions submitted previously, but within normal precedent set, we are willing to counter the request with something similar that President Trump has agreed upon.

President Trump has personally requested that Truth, Dare, Double-Dare, Promise, or Repeat be the technical format for said requested interview.

President Trump is very willing to meet and respond to any questions or other actions as long as they fit in this format. President Trump is requesting some limitations, which within legal precedent set, is completely acceptable and should be strongly considered by the investigation.

The limitations requested are listed below:

Nothing Sexual: Any dares or double-dares cannot and will not have any innuendos or physical contact that could be construed as sexual. The President is comfortable with limited physical contact and friendly banter.

No Eye Contact: President Trump wants to avoid any type of intimidation, especially mentioned Eye Contact, due to it creating a hostile environment and anxiety which might produce unhelpful results.

The President Can Plea the Fifth: The President is only going to participate as long as he is able to utilize his Fifth Amendment Right. The President expects no recourse or repeat of questions or dares the President uses his right for.

The President wants to work with the investigation to get this done as soon as possible so he can end this politically motivated attack that is a distraction to the President from implementing his agenda the American people want and historically overwhelmingly voted for.