"Trump explains what he really meant with his [shithole] comment"
During a break in the President’s extremely busy daily
schedule he was able to further elaborate on his word usage during the
bipartisan immigration meeting with Senator Durbin and other house members. The
historically busy President addressed reporters at his favorite golf course
where he does most of his important work. “Just to be clear, I did not say shit-hole
countries! That is a lie by Dicky Durbin! You can ask the other house members
there, I clearly said shit-house countries!” President Trump then went on and
emphasized, “That is a huge difference – saying shit-hole has a negative
meaning and completely distorts what I was trying to say.”
The President went on to clarify while he was washing
his golf balls, “You people might not know this, but in Africa the blacks build
houses out of cow shit. And not everybody knows this, it is very interesting.
They like make walls and stuff with the cow poop, very smart and beautiful
things! And when you make your toilet out of cow poop, you don’t have to ever
worry about cleaning it, very smart if you ask me.”
“So if you think about it, I was complimenting the smart
use of cow poop of the blacks in Africa. I mean, look at this beautiful golf
course, do you know how it got this beautiful? Cow poop. It’s really amazing
stuff, folks! You just take it from the cow’s butts and sprinkle it in the
grass and it makes it grow into this beautiful green golf course. It’s amazing
stuff, people!” The President used his golf course to explain his word usage as
a compliment.
The President was then also asked about why he cited
Norway as a preferred country to get immigrants from. “It’s very simple, just
watch that show Vikings. We need more crazy warriors like them Vikings to fight
terrorist. Seriously who would you pick in a fight, terrorists or Vikings?
Everybody knows that Vikings scare the shit out of terrorists!”
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